It means he’ll probably have to stop hitting you. Right. Right?

1. It means he’ll probably have to stop hitting you.
2. He’s scared that Freud’s whole penis envy thing will, in the spirit of ‘fairness’, culminate in him having to switch to ‘bottom’ every second night.
3. He worries that no matter what the fuck he does, on the topic of opening doors for you, he’s still a ‘dickhead’.
4. He knows it means letting you win more fights in the name of ‘equality’.
5. He’s pretty damn sure it means more cunnilingus for you and less rough anal for him.